Tag: Sardar
Sms / Funny
Shahbaz Ishaq
Faqeer Or Sardar
1 Faqeer sada lga rha ta k 2 din sye boka ho koi to madad kar dye?
1 sardar aya our bola 50 RS ki cheng hai?
(Faqeer) bola han hai.
(SARDAR) to on paiso sye kah lona
1 sardar aya our bola 50 RS ki cheng hai?
(Faqeer) bola han hai.
(SARDAR) to on paiso sye kah lona
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3 Like ·
Mar 22, 2012 at 16:03
Category: funny
Tags: Sardar Faqeer
Sms / Sardar
Ijunoon
Sardar Ji Calls Air India
Sardar Ji calls Air India.
""How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?""
""Just a sec,"" says the representative.
Thank you."" says the Sardar ji and hangs up.
""How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?""
""Just a sec,"" says the representative.
Thank you."" says the Sardar ji and hangs up.
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Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
Category: sardar
Tags: India Sardar
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Sms / Sardar
Ijunoon
Aaj Tak"" Gets News That 200 Sardars Are Killed In A Train Accident
Aaj Tak"" gets news that 200 sardars are killed in
a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one Sardar left alive. The correspondent goes to the Sardarji and the conversation
between them goes as follows: Correspondent: How did this happen?
Sardarji: Well, all the 200 people were waiting for the train.
They were standing on the platform. Then there was this
announcement that the train is arriving on platform number 2.
They got scared to know that the train is arriving on the
platform and hence they jumped onto the tracks to save themselves. The announcement was misleading. The train arrived on the
track and you can see the result.
Correspondent: Well, I guess, you must be the intelligent Sardarji. Why did you not jump onto the tracks?
Sardarji: I was actually trying to commit suicide.
I was waiting for the train on the tracks.
When I heard that the train is arriving on the platform,
I climbed up...
a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one Sardar left alive. The correspondent goes to the Sardarji and the conversation
between them goes as follows: Correspondent: How did this happen?
Sardarji: Well, all the 200 people were waiting for the train.
They were standing on the platform. Then there was this
announcement that the train is arriving on platform number 2.
They got scared to know that the train is arriving on the
platform and hence they jumped onto the tracks to save themselves. The announcement was misleading. The train arrived on the
track and you can see the result.
Correspondent: Well, I guess, you must be the intelligent Sardarji. Why did you not jump onto the tracks?
Sardarji: I was actually trying to commit suicide.
I was waiting for the train on the tracks.
When I heard that the train is arriving on the platform,
I climbed up...
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2 Like ·
Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
Category: sardar
Tags: News Sardar
Sms / Sardar
Waseem Mughal
American Sardar Jee Say
Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan email email se bhi hoti hai sardar je ne kaha kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai
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2 Like ·
Jul 08, 2010 at 12:07
Category: sardar
Tags: America Sardar
Sms / Sardar
Aik Sardar Apnae marrage certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon..
Waseem Mughal
Sardar To His Wife
Aik Sardar Apnae marrage certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon..
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1 Like ·
Jul 08, 2010 at 12:07
Category: sardar
Tags: Sardar
Sms / Sardar
Waseem Mughal
Sardar Bus Driver
1 Sardar bus driver k seat ke peche likha tha.'Agar WAHE GURU ne chaha to manzil tak pahuncha dunga.'AUR Agar ankh lag gai to!WAHEGURU se hi mila dunga..
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1 Like ·
Nov 10, 2010 at 09:11
Category: sardar
Tags: River Sardar
Sms / Exams
Waseem Mughal
3 Sardar After Exam
3 Sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay
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1 Like ·
Jun 09, 2010 at 09:06
Category: exams
Tags: Sardar
Sms / Sardar
Ijunoon
Ek Bar Sardar Gangubai K Ghar Jata Hai ...!
EK bar Sardar Gangubai k ghar jata hai ...!
aur ja kar darwaza knock karta hai '
Gangubai : Kaun hai?
sardar : main !
Gangubai : main kaun?
sardar : ""Tu Gangubai""
aur ja kar darwaza knock karta hai '
Gangubai : Kaun hai?
sardar : main !
Gangubai : main kaun?
sardar : ""Tu Gangubai""
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1 Like ·
Nov 17, 2007 at 19:11
Category: sardar
Tags: Sardar Bar
Sms / Sardar
Arif
Sardars Always Study
Sardars always study
in front of a mirror bcos
it helps saving revision time.
2) he can keep a watch on himself.
3) he likes combined studies.!
in front of a mirror bcos
it helps saving revision time.
2) he can keep a watch on himself.
3) he likes combined studies.!
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1 Like ·
Jan 21, 2009 at 07:01
Category: sardar
Tags: Sardar
Sms / Sardar
Sardar Joined New Job
Sardar joined new job. first day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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1 Like ·
Mar 06, 2009 at 07:03
Category: sardar
Tags: Sardar
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