Sms / Rude Sms
Shahbaz Ishaq
Press Down If U Think U R Mad
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
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1 Like ·
May 02, 2011 at 12:05
Category: rude-sms
Sms / Rude Sms
Shahbaz Ishaq
Have U Seen A Monkey
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
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1 Like ·
May 02, 2011 at 12:05
Category: rude-sms
Sms / Rude Sms
Shahbaz Ishaq
Scientific Question For U..
Scientific Question For U..
How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain
Simple
Direction Of Liquid Is Always
Towards The EMPTY SPACE.
How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain
Simple
Direction Of Liquid Is Always
Towards The EMPTY SPACE.
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May 02, 2011 at 12:05
Category: rude-sms
Sms / Rude Sms
Shahbaz Ishaq
How Dogs & Women R Alike?
How Dogs & Women r alike?
Neither blieve dat silence is golden,
Neither cn balance a checkbook &
Both put 2 much value on kissing.
Neither blieve dat silence is golden,
Neither cn balance a checkbook &
Both put 2 much value on kissing.
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1 Like ·
May 02, 2011 at 11:05
Category: rude-sms
Tags: Women
Sms / Rude Sms
Shahbaz Ishaq
Ab Teri Yaad Sy Wehshat
Ab teri yaad sy wehshat nahi hoti mjh ko
Zakhm Khulty Hain Aziyat Nahi Hoti mjh ko
Ab koi ayy chala jye mein khush rehta hun
Ab kisi shakhs ki adat nahi hoti mjh ko
Zakhm Khulty Hain Aziyat Nahi Hoti mjh ko
Ab koi ayy chala jye mein khush rehta hun
Ab kisi shakhs ki adat nahi hoti mjh ko
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1 Like ·
May 02, 2011 at 11:05
Category: rude-sms
Tags: Yaad
Sms / Rude Sms
Shahbaz Ishaq
Main Apni Chahat Ko Shehr
Main Apni Chahat Ko Shehr Mein Ruswa Nahi Karta
Muhabbat Main Bhi Karta Hon, Magar Chaarcha Nahi Karta,
Jo Mujhsy Milny Aa Jye, Main Uska Dil Sy Khadim Hun,
Jo Uth K Jana Chahay Main Usay Rokha Nahi Karta..
Muhabbat Main Bhi Karta Hon, Magar Chaarcha Nahi Karta,
Jo Mujhsy Milny Aa Jye, Main Uska Dil Sy Khadim Hun,
Jo Uth K Jana Chahay Main Usay Rokha Nahi Karta..
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May 02, 2011 at 11:05
Category: rude-sms
Tags: Apni
Sms / Rude Sms
Shahbaz Ishaq
If Ever I Was Rude 2 U
If ever I was rude 2 u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
dan don't hesitate,
JUST SLAP urself
Mistake aap ki hi hogi
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
dan don't hesitate,
JUST SLAP urself
Mistake aap ki hi hogi
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1 Like ·
May 02, 2011 at 11:05
Category: rude-sms
Sms / Rude Sms
Shahbaz Ishaq
Tu Ullu Hai!
Thank you yaar
Tu ne meri diamond ring itne andhere me bhi dhoondh ke de di
Mujhe to pehle se hi shak tha ki tu Ullu hai!
Tu ne meri diamond ring itne andhere me bhi dhoondh ke de di
Mujhe to pehle se hi shak tha ki tu Ullu hai!
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1 Like ·
Apr 19, 2011 at 13:04
Category: rude-sms
Sms / Rude Sms
Shahbaz Ishaq
Ba Adab Ba Mulaheza Hoshyar,
Ba adab ba mulaheza hoshyar,
pagalon ke maharaja,
bewaqufon k sardar,
noore chashme husne paglistan
sms padh k muskura rahe hain!!
pagalon ke maharaja,
bewaqufon k sardar,
noore chashme husne paglistan
sms padh k muskura rahe hain!!
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1 Like ·
Apr 19, 2011 at 13:04
Category: rude-sms
Sms / Rude Sms
Shahbaz Ishaq
Bandar Kya Jaane Adrak Ka Swaad
Kya tumhe SMS me Adrak ka swaad aa raha hai ??
Nahi na
Mere dost ne sahi kaha tha Bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad
Nahi na
Mere dost ne sahi kaha tha Bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad
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1 Like ·
Apr 19, 2011 at 13:04
Category: rude-sms
Sms / Rude Sms
Shahbaz Ishaq
A Child Uses Its Thumb 2 Chew,
A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms
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1 Like ·
Apr 19, 2011 at 13:04
Category: rude-sms
Sms / Rude Sms
Shahbaz Ishaq
How To Keep An Idiot Entertained
How to keep an idiot entertained
*press down*
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How to keep an idiot entertained
*press up*
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How to keep an idiot entertained
*press up*
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1 Like ·
Apr 19, 2011 at 13:04
Category: rude-sms
Sms / Rude Sms
Shahbaz Ishaq
Boys Are Always Kaminey.
If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,
If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina,
Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey.
If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina,
Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey.
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1 Like ·
Apr 19, 2011 at 13:04
Category: rude-sms
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