DON

Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain
Aap 1000 main say aik hain ! Husband: Dimagh k hum bhi DON hain
Pehlay yeh bata baqi k 999 kaun hain... ..?

Q: What did the gangster--s son tell his dad when he failed his examination?


A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything.


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Gandhiji Ager DON Hote To Kahte,

Hamare Sir Per Baal Aane Ka IntZaar to 11 Dukanon k Hazam Kar Rahe Hain.

Lekin Takle Per Baal Aana Mushkil Hi Nahi Namumkin Hain.


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DON ki cal ka intezar to 11 countries ki larkian kr rahi hain .pr ek baat gor se sun lo don ki cal aana mushkil hi nahn na mumkin bhi hai kyun ke DON ke pas balance hi nahn....

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don ne ab jurm ki dunia chor di he.ab 1 madrassa bana lia he, so plz balance ki surat main don ko chanda de kar apni akhrat sanwaren.bank acount NO..,.,,..,ap ka khadam molana don qadri [shoaib iqbal]0321750097